Wow, I say. You know they don't eat meat, right?Yea, yea. I'm going fresh. Fresh vegetables, fresh fruits. I'll live forever.
Great, I say. What's for lunch?
Oh, I just swung into Wendy's, got a salad and a small chili. It's real good if you just pour the chili right on top.
Uhm, dad, chili?
Well, it doesn't have that much meat in it. Just a smidge.
Ah...the smidge. Gets you every time.
4 comments:
oh dear god that is so good!
you should tell him to lay off the fast food and to eat organic, all naturally grown meat and poultry. being a vegetarian, meh....eating good things: yay!
A man is considering giving up one of God's gifts to humanity: the cheeseburger??? His world without cheeseburgers would be like Billy Jeff Clinton's world without girl friends!!! A thought no one should have to contemplate.
DrJalepeno
This is so strange because my dad literally just bought a new hybrid last week as well. And he just drove it on up here yesterday.
Update: I decided not to be a vegetarian after all Saturday morning while perusing the menu at Burger King. Ended up with a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. (Hard to eat good on the road.)
For lunch Dave took me to the Rockola Cafe where I figured a chef's salad was healthier than a big burger. Used ranch dressing and started leaning towards low carb.
For dinner (we call it supper in NC) I went completely low carb. Blended in with the other other old folks at K&W cafeteria and ate chopped steak, green beans, and cucumber salad (felt pretty good about myself).
Woke up this morning and for breakfast had sausage and eggs. Not bad, and I could feel the pounds melting away.
Lunch: Linda hasn't been to the grocery store yet and I'm sick of meat and eggs and anything else low carb so I just polished off a bag of Orville Redenbacher's light popcorn about 10 minutes ago. I am in need professional help.
To sum it up, we're going shopping in a little bit and I'm going to try to just eat healthy and exercise.
Oh, and the Honda Insight hybrid is great! On our 350-mile trip yesterday we averaged 62 miles per gallon! I'm thinkin' it'll be even better once I lose 30 pounds.
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