Thursday, June 5, 2008

Not in Nigeria II

Okay, so now, after my initial shock of "waking up in Nigeria and being confused and needing money," I'm feeling terribly violated. It's like something I really loved has been taken from me. AND "they" changed my password AND "they" sent the email to like a thousand former students who probably already think I need to be institutionalized AND hotmail refuses to write me back even after my frenzied STOLEN IDENTITY PLEASE HELP emails AND I've become A SUDDEN SLAVE TO ALL-CAPS.

Man, I need a cupcake.

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