Friday, December 5, 2008

In the News

Earlier today, scientists believed they had found two previously undetected planets hovering dangerously close to the earth's surface. They then realized they were looking at my milk-engorged breasts. Back to feeding...

3 comments:

little miss mel said...

ah ahahaha.

ouch. ;)

Author said...

you already know i'm jealous. but i had to say it anyway.... *sigh* boobs.

Zoe Ryder White said...

same situation over here on windsor place . . . though a few days later they recede a bit, maybe to the size of some of the lesser moons of jupiter. . .