"...all is vanity,"
said the woman at thirty-eight and a half weeks pregnantas she slipped into her paper bikini
and anxiously awaited her wax.
(Because, you know, giving birth is a heckuva lot like going to the beach!)
Stay tuned tomorrow for...
The Final Pedicure & The Emergency Eyelash Tint
The Final Pedicure & The Emergency Eyelash Tint
3 comments:
ah, but better a wax than to have your sweet honey try to help you "tidy it up down there" since you can't see it anymore and looking like a bald eagle when all is said and done. with a heat rash later on too boot. wax on, baby, wax on!
Is this training for the pain of labor? Please say you didn't go Brazillian!
The pain of labor--yes! Brazilian--no way!!!
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