Gobble Gobble

Much to the annoyance of everyone I've run into in the past two days, I find infinite delight in these two simple words. Have a good day, they say; Gobble, gobble, I say; or, you're one centimeter dilated, they say; Gobble, gobble, I say; or, Hello? Have you even looked at my paper? Aren't you working? Where are you? they say.

Gobble?