Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Top 10 Questions you Want your Mother to Answer "Of course not, sweetie" To...

10. Do I have to write a thank you note?
9. Is this ringworm?8. Do you ever wish things had turned out differently?
7. Is being a mother hard?
6. Is it bad to eat ice cream sandwiches for breakfast?
5. Does pregnancy make cellulite worse?4. Do you think I'm crazy?
3. If I don't have a cupcake, will I die?
2. If I have too many cupcakes, will I die?
1. Does giving birth hurt?


Nicole Callihan said...

And, uhm, to those of you who have called and asked, no, I don't have ringworm nor do I have a clothes-pin fetish nor have I had my baby yet. Just wanted to clarify.

Anonymous said...

Of course not, sweetie!!!

Linsey said...

Of course not, sweetie... from Margot & Rachel's mom--- just think we go back for more that one!!!